Arguement 22: " You Lie, Michelle Obama, Again?"

The Liberal Position: "What do you mean Michelle Obama lied again about health care? Are you on the side of terrorists like some of the Democrats in the news are asking Republicans?'
The Ayn Rand, Liberterian, Conservative Republican Answer: "No, Lisa, my Liberal friend, telling you a fact about Michelle Obama is not being on the side of the terrorists. The terrorists lie. In fact, there is a Muslim term, for lying on behalf of Islam. Christianity has no such perversion. Islam is an imperialistic religion. Christianity is not. The Obamas are far more on the side of terrorists than I am because the Obamas would never say what I have just said about Islam. I have been telling you that the Liberal Democrats are evil-sick, and it's time you began believing me as I have been piling up examples. I'm beginning to wonder if you only have a primitive mind that uses only emotions. You are supposed to have a logical mind on top of your primitive mind. Maybe you never grew one like the Liberal Democrats."
"But Two-Guns, how can you say such a hateful thing about Michelle Obama - that she lied about health care?"
"Because it is true, Grasshopper. "
"How's that?"
"That's bettter. I will tell you. Michelle Obama used to work for the very hospital she took her daughter Sasha to . She was on unpaid leave during the campaign from that hospital during her husband's presidential campaign, and I don't know what her status is with that hospital now that she is in the White House. But do you know what her job was at that hospital in Chicago?"
"No, what?"
"Her job was to legally find a way to turn uninsured people away from the hospital emergency center. These were probably mainly poor people who had no money either."
" She worked to turn the uninsured away from medical care?"
"Yes. Instead of letting them get the best medical care around at the hospital emergency room, she devised a way to make them go to Medicaid mills, clinics, and other hospitals."
"How could she justify such a horrible thing?"
" She publicly justified it by saying that the hospital wanted to concentrate on serious illnesses such as cancer. Any hospital could say that."
"I can't believe it! My feeling brain is overwhelmed with emotions!"
"Hang in there, Lisa, the Liberal! When Michelle Obama gets the chance to make some big bucks, she'll turn people away from top drawer medical care. When Michelle Obama gets the chance to gain the power to force people to receive low-grade medical care through nationalized medical care, she's all about the poor and uninsured getting medical care. But she doesn't tell them that it's poor medical care, and that she's not going to be a part of it. She'll have a different kind of medical care as the President's wife for the rest of her life. She talks out of both sides of
her mouth. She does not care about people. She cares about forcing people to do whatever she wants them to do. She forces them through laws that the corrupt, evil-sick Liberal Democrats in the Senate and the House don't even read before they vote for them. Peter Nickerson MS, MSW at 352-359-0850. PS. The shunting of uninsured people away from the Chicago hospital emergency room was done at the University of Chicago Medical Center. The process of turning uninsured people away was gloriously called the Urban Health Initiative. It began in 2007.